you in her notes but im in her panties
you in her inbox but im in her box
you in her texts but we havin sex
you in her dms but I’m hitting it every pm
you in her kik but she on my dick
you in her Snapchat but im fuckin that
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.